so there you go

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 20-Jul-2005 22:31:35

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put
an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP
(70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD
IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard
the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired
gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman
said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at
you....you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around
on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man
smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are
you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a
big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 28-Jan-2007 22:11:24

This is a joke revival. Here's one that I think went under appreciated.

What do you think?

Bob

Post 3 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Monday, 29-Jan-2007 10:27:00

rofl!

Post 4 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 29-Jan-2007 10:29:58

I did not get it. but ok.

Post 5 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Monday, 29-Jan-2007 12:02:01

Definitely deserved some apreciation.
Even if the mental image is a bit frightening...

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 29-Jan-2007 12:08:46

I like joke revivals. Can I get an "AMEN!" brothers and sisters!

Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 29-Jan-2007 16:05:14

amen sister Becky.

the_queen_of_r&b, well, uh, it's kind of dirty. What do you think he rang the door bell with?

*Bobby leaves with sheepish grin on his face.

Post 8 by dream lady (move over school!) on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2007 1:22:06

laughing so hard I'm crying